i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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