in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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