Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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