all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
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