your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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