if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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