White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
false alarm. still invincible.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
He dropped some cash when he got in my front seat upside down. And a hat. I'm keeping them as retribution for not remembering that he had sex with me once before. Although, if he didn't have his dick pierced, I wouldn't have remembered either.
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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