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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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