if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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