You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
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