Hey man sorry I got all grabby
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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