so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Threw a lawn chair at the neighboors dog. I think I killed him. Come here and assess this
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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