awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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