i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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