The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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