Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
