Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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