And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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