Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Dude this girl just said she'd take me to pleasure town while giving me head
Will Ferrell is probably jerking himself off somewhere wishing he was you
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
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