I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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