So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
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