I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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