put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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