He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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