Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
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