i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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