he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
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