I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
zippers are such a cool invention
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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