Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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