But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
How does one acquire holy water?
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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