dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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