brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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