he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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