I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
and then at some point during the night I ended up holding a baby
Why was a baby at a karaoke bar, and were you wasted?
only slightly. thats not the point. it was a cute baby.
Well someone is clearly not winning the parent of the year award here
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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