Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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