He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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