Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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