then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
