I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
she woke up with a sticky ear
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
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