Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Drunk is a universal language darling
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
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