Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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