Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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