Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
Also, beer. Big fan.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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