just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
You were cussing me out in sign language, and slurring your signs.
That's some kind of record drunk there...
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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