I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
It was a "have 911 on speed dial" kinda night
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
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