Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
