found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Some kids in a school bus just saw me jacking off in my car. This is how 89% of children find out about sex.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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