so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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