? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
Randomize