it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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