Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
