Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize
