He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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