Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
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