It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
