Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
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